just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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