My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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