Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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