Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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