So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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