I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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