what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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