I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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