I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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