so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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