I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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