that's an acceptable place to lick
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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