it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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