So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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