Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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