I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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