I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
