dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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