This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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