how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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