apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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