Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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