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• (440): View more from Ohio

  D3 body, D1 cock

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• (718): View more from New York

  i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

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  get a pic

  (718): View more from New York

  i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

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  i want ur life

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Two words Indian burn...

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  What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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• (707): View more from California

  nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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• (347): View more from New York

  In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.

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• (661): View more from California

  There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you

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• (559): View more from California

  Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?

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• (914): View more from New York

  he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.

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