its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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