normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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