somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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