I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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