he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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