awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
this just has baby written all over it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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