did you get engaged???
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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