He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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