you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
accomplished twins. life is a go
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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