He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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