Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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