Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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