But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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