So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
