He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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