Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Also, beer. Big fan.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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