Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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