paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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