I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She even gives head with a lisp.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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