yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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