I want to have your abortion
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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