Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
