So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
