i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've blown a few things in my day
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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