No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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