Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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