im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
50% drunk capacity currently
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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