I'm really into asian looking animals
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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