are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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