Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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