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(305): View more from Florida

3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over

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(973): View more from New Jersey

RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO

(908): View more from New Jersey

dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

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(248): View more from Michigan

Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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(612): View more from Minnesota

ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

(763): View more from Minnesota

haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.

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