I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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