I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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