I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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